『情境物語』笑話大全~醫院的證明

醫院的證明
　　小明：老師，我有心臟病，申請不參加軍訓。

　　老師：你有開醫院的證明嗎？

　　小明：……這還要證明？

　　老師：當然！除了肉眼能判斷的外傷，其他的都要證明。

　　小明：好吧，我頭發分叉。

Proof hospitals

Xiao Ming: teacher, I have a heart attack, the application does not participate in military training.

Teacher: You have to open the hospital to prove it?

Xiao Ming: ...... It would also prove?

Teacher: Of course! In addition to the naked eye can judge the trauma, the other must prove.

Bob: Well, I split ends.